Q: Can you guess the name of a first year natural science college student who scored one "C" and 4 "F"s in five courses?
A: Carbon Tetrafluoride.
Q: What kind of ghosts haunt chemistry faculties?
A: Methylated Spirits.
Q: How do you make a 24-molar solution?
A: Put your artificial teeth in water.
Q: Why do white bears dissolve in water?
A: Because they're polar.
Q: Why are chemists great for solving problems?
A: They have all the solutions.
A physicist, biologist and a chemist were going to the ocean for the first time.
The physicist saw the ocean and was fascinated by the waves. He said he wanted to do some research on the fluid dynamics of the waves and walked into the ocean. Obviously, he was drowned and never returned.
The biologist said he wanted to do research on the flora and fauna inside the ocean and walked inside the ocean. He too, never returned.
The chemist waited for a long time and afterwards, wrote the observation, "The physicist and the biologist are soluble in ocean water".
About Us
William & YY
Singapore
We graduated from NUS in 2009, majoring in Chemistry.
YY obtained a First Class Honors degree in Chemistry while William was awarded a scholarship to pursue his PhD in Organic Chemistry.
We specialize in teaching Chemistry, relentlessly pursuing to optimise our teaching pedagogy and to customise our teaching approaches to cater to the needs of different students.
Through a combination of the student's lecture notes, our notes and recommended textbooks, we are focused towards a targeted approach for the required syllabus. We seek to fill in the gaps and to expand upon missing links that teachers and lecturer cannot attend to owing to the large classes.
We WANT our students to improve and enjoy the learning of Chemistry. Moreover, with our vast tutoring experience, you can rest assure that we will assist you to achieve your fullest potential.
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